Title: Limericks
Course: Moodle Features Demo > Section: Workshops

Australia limerick fan

A limerick fan from Australia

regarded his work as a failure:

his verses were fine

until the fourth line

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Fly

There once was a fly on the wall

I wonder why didn't it fall

Because its feet stuck

Or was it just luck

Or does gravity miss things so small?

Slimmer

There once was a slimmer named Steen

Who grew so phenominally lean

And flat, and compressed,

That his back touched his chest,

So that sideways he couldn't be seen.

Wizard of Oz

The incredible Wizard of Oz

Retired from his business becoz

due to up-to-date science,

To most of his clients,

He wasn't the Wizard he woz.

Gent from Hyde

There was an old gent from Hyde

Who ate rotten apples and died.

The apples fermented

Inside the lamented

And made cider inside his inside.